nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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justasilly:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

And without his cup as part of the set, her cup depreciates in value because it’s ‘less cup’

justasilly:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

And without his cup as part of the set, her cup depreciates in value because it’s ‘less cup’

(Source: initiallyyoutoo.com)

(Reblogged from soul-lotus)
Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

(via taylorswift)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes)

(Reblogged from iwearadeathfrisbeenow)
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slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

(Source: mr-cappadocia-archives)

(Reblogged from patch-stump)

tuiteyfruityundead:

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

yeah but would he break the suit if he transforms?

(Reblogged from patch-stump)

breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

(Reblogged from patch-stump)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(Reblogged from patch-stump)

peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

(Source: 10110100)

(Reblogged from theappleppielifestyle)

Anonymous said: Is it possible to go through stages of asexuality and/or aromanticity?

flomation:

Y E S

When you’re a baby, VERY VERY MANY PEOPLE have absolutely zero concept of sexuality. As you get older, you can decide I AM SO STRAIGHT THE STRAIGHTEST OF THE STRAIGHTS SO STRAIGHT I COULD BE A POLE, and then maybe in high school you realize ACTUALLY NO PEOPLE OF MY GENDER ARE SO HOT WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? and sometimes that changes to LIKE I WOULD LOVE TO CUDDLE BECAUSE CUDDLING’S FANTASTIC BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THE FREAKY FREAKY WHAT?? and the same goes for WHY DO PEOPLE KISS AND ACT CUTE THAT’S GROSS I DON’T UNDERSTAND NO THANK NOT FOR ME

What I’m trying to say is that you are your own person and the only person who can determine what your sexuality is is you. If you’re asexual for a year or several months at a time, that is a-okay! You’ve got such a long life ahead of you. If you want to define yourself with a label, go for it! If you don’t want to, that’s also a-okay!

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